Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Ah, life. One month I'm sitting on my sofa, fully-clothed watching MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE and then suddenly I'm fully-naked watching ONE FOR THE MONEY. In the immortal words of Jaime Lannister: "The things I do for love."
Stephanie Plum (Katherine Heigl) hasn't worked in 6 months, so she takes a job as a bounty hunter and as "chick flick" (I hate that term) logic would have it, the very first dude she goes looking for, just happens to be a beau hunk that she banged in high school and still carries a torch for. He's innocent (of murder!!!), of course, but nobody believes it, so it's up to her and him to prove dat shit!
As far as films of this nature go, ONE FOR THE MONEY is okay. The story is silly as fuck and the danger elements are just kind of laughed off in a bizarre way that left me scratching my handsome head, but whatever...I didn't go into this film expecting anything deep. For entertainment, it's pretty weak, but as a timewaster to do some hardcore snuggling to, it fits the bill.
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
No matter how hard he fights it, he can't help but get pulled into the case of a married scientist (Edward Ellis) who disappeared around the time his mistress was found murdered. All of New York is abuzz with wild rumors and stories. And to make matters even worse, Nick's beautiful new bride is chomping at the bit to see her famous detective husband in action! Finally, he agrees and after some entertaining snooping around, he has all of the players in the mystery forced to attend a dinner party at his penthouse. Fireworks ensue.
The murder mystery in THE THIN MAN is entertaining, but the real attraction (and the reason the film endures even to this day) is the on-screen chemistry between Myrna Loy and William Powell. The two of them together as Nick and Nora Charles really is movie perfection. The playfulness and quick wit...and the funny faces! Oh my god, the funny faces they make at each other is the cutest thing that I've seen in a long time (well, except for when I look over to my left as I type this, but that's something totally different. And yes, Fuckface, that line is staying in there. Deal with it.)
Quick pace, great mystery, amazing supporting cast, nice use of shadows, clever script (based on an outstanding novel by Dashiell Hammett), outstanding direction by W.S. Van Dyke (a.k.a. "One-Take Woody") who somehow shot this movie in less than 3 weeks!!! Fun fact: Hammett's novel was originally published in December 1933 and the film premiered five months later in May 1934! Holy duck-billed platypus testicles, that's fast!!!
If you enjoy classic Hollywood mysteries, then THE THIN MAN is required viewing and the start to a wonderful series that actually has a two sequels that I think are better than the original (parts 2 and 3). Highly recommended.
Part 2 - After the Thin Man
Part 3 - Another Thin Man
Part 4 - Shadow of the Thin Man
Part 5 - The Thin Man Goes Home
Part 6 - Song of the Thin Man
Monday, October 23, 2017
Joseph Merrick has always been a fascinating individual to me. And David Lynch has always been an artistic hero of mine, so it should come as no surprise that I really like THE ELEPHANT MAN. Yeah, it's about as historically accurate as DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?, but who cares? It's still a great film that transports the viewer into a thought-provoking world of freaks, dark corners, peaks and lows of human behavior, and explores the definition of what it is to be a human being.
After the surrealist opening, we see London Hospital surgeon Frederick Treves (Anthony Hopkins) walking through a carnival. There have been rumors about a certain freak show attraction known as "The Elephant Man" (played by John Hurt). He has a grossly enlarged head, thick lumpy skin on his back, an enlarged right arm, a twisted skeleton, and numerous other things physically wrong with him. The two eventually meet (Hopkins' face in that scene is so sublime that it brought a tear to my eye) and soon "The Elephant Man", whose real name is Joseph Merrick, moves into the London Hospital as a permanent guest. It is there that the good doctor discovers that inside this monstrous body there is intelligence. He's emotionally scarred from the abuse and ridicule he's endured, but once he begins to open up Merrick turns out to be a very kind and wonderful man. Not an animal, a man.
Writer/director/sound designer David Lynch might be known for his more surrealist works, but THE ELEPHANT MAN is, for the most part, a very straight-forward and skillfully told story. And the B&W photography is absolutely perfect! Outside of the actors ages, it's almost impossible to tell when this film was even made! And speaking of actors...John Hurt and Anthony Hopkins are tremendous in this film!
Overall, THE ELEPHANT MAN is kind of a downer of a movie, but it's still a remarkable achievement and worthy of your time. Recommended.
Interesting side note: It's rumored that Producer Mel Brooks deliberately went uncredited because he feared that his name in the credits would be a distraction from the serious nature of the film.